Like any morning, Jay gets up bright and early, quickly having his breakfast, chaning into some fresh new cloths and leaves his home for the twenty-eight thousand mile journey to his local ASDA store.
It has been often been said that most of the time spent out on any journey is most taking up by the traveling.
Finally arriving at town, Jay does some browsing at some shop windows, before carrying on towards his destination of this whole trip.
Finally arriving, Jay enters into the shop.
With not much in mind of what he wants to purchase, Jay moves on to the video section to search some DVD's.
Having nothing to buy, Jay decides to return home and go back on wow where he can harress more people. But suddenly,
Jay is faced with a wave of fans, most of them female!
But this rollercoaster isn't over yet! while managing to evade the crazied fans, a pack of wild dogs chase after Jay!
After running for many yards, Jay was able to give the dogs the slip by climbing onto the roof
But the dogs didn't give up that easily, being able to smell the scent of piss and shit on him, they waited for hours before giving up their attempt of eating him.
Joyous by the truimphant but cowardly escape Jay made with the pack of dogs, nothing can cheer Jay except a little song and dance in his favourite graveyard.
The end.
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